Holy Shoe!

It goes without saying that a number of people have visited this house over the years. Parties were held essentially every time the Dr and Nurse headed off on a trip, and even more parties were held when they decided to move out. Hundreds of people have stayed here, even more have utilised the accoutrements of the house... often without staying here...

I know that I have been promising a "How to" video on the dismantling of a fireplace and believe it or not I was close to filming it this afternoon. Whilst checking out the roof I stumbled across a very disturbing image...

Yes... it's a shoe... This troubled me greatly but upon close inspection, whilst somewhat confused at first, I discovered the owner of this soulless shoe (pun intended)... it is this man...

Unfortunately Dean, I never found the other shoe, and couldn't quite be bothered rescuing this one...

So now as I look through the window and look at the wrecking crew digging up the yard I realise that it doesn't really phase me at all that I did nothing about your show, quite frankly you are old enough to take care of your own things and therefore should never of left it here in the first place...

I am however sorry for your loss, I realise that Tommy Hilfiger shoes can't be cheap... (I didn't even know that Hilfiger made shoes...)

So I'll shout you a beer next time you're in town.

(Oh and for the record, your brother and sister-in-law made me post this)