Dilemma Central
After much thought and very little decision making I have decided to ask for the advice of you, my avid readers for some advice...
By now you should all be quite aware of the trouble that "Gus" has caused me and the construction team over the past few weeks. Whilst I am usually an easy going guy, I do hold grudges, and quite frankly I think I deserve to take some revenge upon Gus, I just hadn't known what to do...
Until now...
Someone needs to tell Gus that you should be kind to your neighbours... Because if your not, when the courier that is delivering your 3 cases of wine from Barossa Valley screws up and delivers them to your neighbour, and not you...
You may never see that wine again!!!
By now you should all be quite aware of the trouble that "Gus" has caused me and the construction team over the past few weeks. Whilst I am usually an easy going guy, I do hold grudges, and quite frankly I think I deserve to take some revenge upon Gus, I just hadn't known what to do...
Until now...
Someone needs to tell Gus that you should be kind to your neighbours... Because if your not, when the courier that is delivering your 3 cases of wine from Barossa Valley screws up and delivers them to your neighbour, and not you...
You may never see that wine again!!!
That's right folks, some courier screwed up and I am now in possession of Gus's Christmas supply of Vino!
So the question is, what does one do? The ethical side of things would be to deliver them to her, but she doesn't want any of us on her property... Do we give the wine to charity? Call the courier company and explain their error? Or just drink it myself?...
Let me know my friends, because revenge is sweet, but getting drunk on someone else's dime, may even be sweeter!
posted by Mark at
09:25
4 Comments:
I believe that you should organise to send it back to the courier at the expense of "Gus". If this happens at this time of year I doubt that the vino will be able to make it back to "Gus's" by Christams as most couriers will be extremely busy at this time of year.
I like the idea of advising Gus that her wine is available for her to pick up providing she complies with the requirements noted on the sign she caused to be erected on the front of the property following her complaint to Work place Health and Safety ie she is to wear appropriate safety dress including Hard Hat, Boots etc and that she produce evidence of her insurance cover
metinks you should be letting it pass thru your body first and THEN be giving it back to her!
Karma's a real bitch, eh!
I'm going to post anonymous since everyone else is too.
You should return the wine, with a note (written on fullscap, in thick felt pen) saying
"there's only one asshole in this neighbourhood, and it's not me."
Failing that, return the wine, but replace half of it with gossips.
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